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July 14, 2003

these kids exist?

(from memepool in May)

Abstinence Shorts

Be-My-Husband Thong

Wow. I knew the Objective: Ministries stuff looked familiar
when people started linking the Creation Science Fair left
and right recently. What kind of teenage boy would wear
Abstinence Shorts? That just screams out "Pick on me in
the locker room, I'm a wuss." Oh yes, women are supposed
to get married to amount to anything in the world, too. Hate.

music: Ladytron: Seventeen

candice at July 14, 2003 03:47 AM


Oh please. Like all that straightedge paraphanelia doesn't already?

Might as well make the next step:
"Hello world! I'm not only completely uninteresting in every sense of the word, but I'm proud of it and would like to show the world! Please give me shit!"

Posted by: Llarian at July 14, 2003 04:45 AM

Maybe it's just because I grew up around New Orleans where excess is normal, and most people are Catholic that keeps me from getting this stuff. I can't trust people who don't have vices.

Posted by: candice at July 14, 2003 08:12 PM

Ooooo I want a pair of Abstinence Shorts! =)

Posted by: Cheston at July 21, 2003 10:47 AM

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