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August 05, 2004

Hell's Drink Fountain

A badly ordered list generated by a phone conversation this evening.
Suggestions welcome.

Catholics - Coke Classic
Episcopals - C2
Mormons - Tab
Baptists - Pepsi
Southern Baptists - Pepsi One
Pentecostals - RC Cola
Universal Unitarians - 7up
Lutherans - Diet Coke
Puritans - Crystal Pepsi
Presbyterians - Dr. Pepper
Methodists - Diet Dr. Pepper
Jews - Ice
Muslims - Unsweet Tea
Buddhists - Chinese Hot Tea
Hindus - English Tea

candice at August 5, 2004 11:50 PM

Comments

Wiccans: Black Tea
Discordians: Big Peach (remember that shit?)
Amish: Tepid Water

Posted by: tiffers at August 6, 2004 07:32 AM

We were debating the amish and the mennonites but didn't manage to decide on them.

Black tea is already covered in Proper English Tea, though. ;/ They can have that weird new white tea stuff.

Posted by: candice at August 6, 2004 12:36 PM

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